RealityBytesMeArchive

Volume 11

Corp Roles

9 Archetype Heroes

Archetype Heroes from the corporate world.

Reality Bytes Me artwork: The Barnacle
01

The Barnacle

Attached to the organization. Detached from the work.

Reality Bytes Me artwork: The Klingon
02

The Klingon

Your performance. Our achievement.

Reality Bytes Me artwork: Homo Silicus
03

Homo Silicus

Brainless Intelligence. Applies the efficiency criteria to the people who wrote them.

Reality Bytes Me artwork: Homo Sapiens Engineer Technicus Minimus
04

Homo Sapiens Engineer Technicus Minimus

Has taken people-pleasing to the next level, where timely promises matter more than timely delivery

Reality Bytes Me artwork: Homo Sapiens PM Obfuscatus
05

Homo Sapiens PM Obfuscatus

Turns uncertainty into commitments made by other people.

Reality Bytes Me artwork: Homo Sapiens Engineer Cassandricus
06

Homo Sapiens Engineer Cassandricus

Predicts the failure. Documents the failure. Gets assigned the failure.

Reality Bytes Me artwork: Homo Sapiens HR Sanctimonious
07

Homo Sapiens HR Sanctimonious

Blesses the decision. Counsels the consequences.

A grinning, long-haired blond stick figure wears black sunglasses, a white shirt with rolled sleeves, a loose black tie, khaki cargo shorts, a belt and hiking boots. The character stands with feet apart and hands at the pockets, combining executive clothing with an outdoors sporting outfit. The portrait contains no dialogue or captions.
08

Homo Sapiens CEO Sportacus

Treats everything in life as a competitive challenge that he must win

A cartoon CEO wears dark, understated tailored clothing reminiscent of a preacher, without a clerical collar. Three-day stubble and shining hypnotic eyes define his face. The standalone character portrait contains no dialogue or captions.
09

Homo Sapiens CEO Hypnoticus

Can convince anyone of anything, given enough time