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Homo Sapiens CEO Sportacus

Homo Sapiens CEO Sportacus — the first Archetype Hero in Corp Roles.

A grinning, long-haired blond stick figure wears black sunglasses, a white shirt with rolled sleeves, a loose black tie, khaki cargo shorts, a belt and hiking boots. The character stands with feet apart and hands at the pockets, combining executive clothing with an outdoors sporting outfit. The portrait contains no dialogue or captions.

Corp Role profile

SCHTICK Score™

Seven traits, rated from 1 (low) to 10 (high). These describe a fictional archetype; a higher score is not always better.

How the SCHTICK Score™ works ↗

Sycophancy
9 / 109 out of 10High: Tells power exactly what it wants to hear.Low: Rarely flatters or agrees merely to please people in power.
Confidence
9 / 109 out of 10High: Projects certainty, regardless of evidence.Low: Shows little certainty and hesitates to assert a position, even when well informed.
Honesty
3 / 103 out of 10High: Tells the truth, even when inconvenient.Low: Withholds, distorts or avoids the truth when it is inconvenient.
Tenacity
10 / 1010 out of 10High: Persists through resistance and setbacks.Low: Gives up or changes direction quickly when resistance or setbacks appear.
Influence
10 / 1010 out of 10High: Uses charisma and persuasion to win people over and shape decisions, priorities and actions.Low: Has little sway over decisions or other people’s actions; struggles to win support.
Capability
6 / 106 out of 10High: Has the skills and judgement to deliver results.Low: Lacks the skills or judgement to deliver reliably and needs substantial help.
Killer Instinct
10 / 1010 out of 10High: Seizes opportunities and outmanoeuvres rivals.Low: Rarely presses an advantage or pursues opportunities at a rival’s expense.

Why this one bites

Sportacus brings the competitive habits of his athletic youth into every corner of corporate life. A challenge demands a winner, an office gathering becomes a contest, and the company is a ship whose speed matters more than the comfort of the people aboard.

This satirical archetype pairs executive authority with an appetite for winning. The profile collects the sayings, drinking games and memorable decisions that define the character, from a retreat dare to a fashionable enthusiasm for Blockchain. The sporting wardrobe carries the same competitive identity into the portrait.

Famous for:

  • Was a moderately successful athlete when he was younger
  • Treats everything in life as a competitive challenge that he must win
  • Legendary drinking games that defy dignity
  • Likes dogs, but only bitches

Favorite quotes:

  • "It's been a while since we fired anyone, let's fire someone today."
  • "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Are you Stupid?"
  • "This ship was built for speed, not for comfort"
  • "We need more Blockchain"

Memorable moments:

  • Shaved off half a beard from one of the managers as they slept, to win a dare from an employee during a company retreat
  • Tore an Achilles tendon running up and down the stairs to win an office drinking game competition after work
  • Left the company to form a new company, which for some completely random reason had the exact same offerings and IP as the previous one
  • Proposed adding Blockchain to the service, when Blockchain was cool

Accessible summary

  • A grinning, long-haired blond stick figure wears black sunglasses, a white shirt with rolled sleeves, a loose black tie, khaki cargo shorts, a belt and hiking boots.
  • The character stands with feet apart and hands at the pockets, combining executive clothing with an outdoors sporting outfit. The portrait contains no dialogue or captions.